Are Women Are Repulsed By The Sight Of A Penis?

Vindictive, misandric women have been trying to plant this seed into men’s heads for the past 40 years. The reasons for this group mindset are many, but the primary motive came from the feminist movement. The goal was to recast the concept of female sexuality as being above the base, visually charged libido of men, and more about emotional connection, honesty, and…rooms filled with candles. Over the decades this agenda was slowly installed into generation after generation of young women until the concept came to be accepted as fact. The entertainment media happily dispersed the agenda. Think of every movie ever made that has a woman walk in on a naked man. What happens? Even if the man being walked in on were fucking Apollo himself, the female character has to react with shock and horror, then quickly slam the door shut behind her, as if she’d just walked into a rendering plant. I mean, Jesus Christ! This poor woman has just seen a penis! Someone call 911! Does anyone have a spare Xanax on them? It makes zero sense from nature’s point of view, but it is now the default reaction from today’s women.  But no matter how hard the opinion is forced down our throats it is still bullshit. Let me explain the truth.

When I was a wee lad of no more than 6 years old my best friend in the world was a girl named Jennifer who lived down the street from me. Since we were both the same age (6 Years Old!) we went to school together, played the same kind of goofy games, and toyed with similar-sized dolls (G.I. Joe like to pretend that Barbie was his ever-loving wife).  Our favorite game, however, was to go under the stairs beneath her parents porch and gaze upon each other’s privates. Neither of us had any knowledge of sexuality, so there wasn’t anything horrifying going on, but we were compelled, dare I say attracted, to the act of looking at each other’s boy and girl parts. We hadn’t been brainwashed yet by the media, or sociology, so we didn’t feel anything other than what we were feeling, and that feeling was appreciation of each other’s genitals. Even more astounding is the fact that it wasn’t the nasty, evil boy who reached out to touch first; it was the sweet, innocent girl who had a hard time keeping her freaking hands to herself. Untainted by social engineering, we would have grown into big versions of what we were then: adults who saw the beauty in each other’s nakedness without reservation.  And I just depressed myself writing that sentence.

Another example that runs contrary to perception that women think the penis is gross to look at, comes by way of a production of Robert Greenberg’s Pulitzer Prize winning play TAKE ME OUT I happened to attend in Boston several years ago. Because the show is framed around a baseball team the production contains a shower scene with full frontal male nudity. This production happened to be scheduled at the same time a local woman’s organization had its annual Woman’s Night Out. This group of local business, and professional women gather and buy out a theater for the night. Cool. Take Me Out happened to be the show they bought out this year. So, come show night, 300 hundred well-dressed, successful women marched into the theater. Well, what do you think happened when the lights came up on the shower scene? Surely these fine women lost their breath at the horror of seeing 8 strapping young men’s cocks dangling, right? There was a stampede to the exit doors, right? Hardly. Within the confines of the dark theater, these women couldn’t contain themselves. Whoops and whistles began to echo out from the mezzanine, along with several suggestive phrases uttered in voices less than appropriate for a live theater. And if you think, “well maybe they were just giving the men a taste of their own medicine,” then think again. After the show nearly half of the women hovered around the theater waiting to try and “talk” with the actors. Please don’t take my tone as condemning this behavior. On the contrary, this was refreshing. This was a group of women acting like real women, unrestrained, if only for a moment, by the role society usually forces upon them.

Lastly, I have a feminist friend named Julia. It’s true. Once you get past the bravado and bullshit you very often can find some really interesting people. Julia went to Dartmouth and has a Masters in Psychology from Northwestern. But, tempting as it may be, I ask you not to hold that against her. Anyway, one night Julia and I were having a couple of drinks in a local tavern and we began to discuss the female versus male gender war that had been the blazing our entire lives. When we finally got to this very topic (a woman’s physical attraction to men’s cocks), Julia smiled and said something that completely blew me away.  I will try and quote the conversation closely as I can.

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Julia leaned on the table and smiled at me. Actually it was more of a smirk than a smile. “If men knew how many, and how often, women undress them with their eyes and imagine what their hard cocks look like…feel like, they might lose their minds. Everyday. Walking down the street, the hallway at work, all over. They assess your cock potential. Despite everything you have been taught, the human woman as designed by nature is sexually voracious. We’re, for lack of a better word because I’m on my second drink, whores by nature. I always laugh when I hear about how men have such huge sex drives versus women. Does it not occur to anyone that it is the woman who is multi-orgasmic? That a woman has no refractory period after orgasm? If so inclined a woman could fuck for 10 hours straight. Of course I am not talking about modern women who have been desexualized with “The Pill” which was not only designed to stop pregnancy, but also to dampen a woman’s libido. But that’s another topic. Women, even bitchy feminist women, I can assure you have their minds on a cock more often than you would imagine. Part of the issue with this—the secrecy women have with this—is that most men are so goddamned territorial and insecure that they couldn’t handle the truth. How many men do you think could deal with knowing that their wives get wet when their walking down the mall and they see a man they’re attracted to? How many would be okay with the knowledge that their wives masturbate to the thoughts of other men regularly?”

I wanted to fight her on this, but I couldn’t. “Not…many.”

Julia lifted her glass and took a drink. “Exactly. Not many. And to be fair, you can’t blame them. All of us are taught to view our partners as personal property.”

“So everything I thought about women is bullshit?” I asked.

“Pretty much,” Julia said, finishing her drink. “Here is another tidbit. We women are selfish and quite protective of our status as sex objects, despite our claims to the contrary. Since the dawn of man we have been coveted as the fairer sex, the beautiful version of our species, and we aren’t about to relinquish the title, even a little bit.”

I downed the last drops of my beer. “So, I guess I need to turn gay because you bitches are monsters.”

Julia shrugged and picked up her bag. “Whatever floats your boat, but at least you now know the truth behind the mask.”

I tossed the twenty she’d set on the table back to her. “I got this.”

“No.”

“Yes. You’ve gone and snitched on your feminist cult. The least I can do is buy your drinks. You’ll probably be dead by morning.”

Julia considered this, then picked up her twenty. “True.” She turned and started for the front door. “Sucker!”

Watching her leave, I thought to myself, so she just spent the last hour and a half imagining my cock. Hm… One day I will have to write about this.


So, there you are readers. Ready your slings and sharpen your arrows. It still won’t dispel the truth.

SGH

May 2010

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6 Responses to Are Women Are Repulsed By The Sight Of A Penis?

  1. Yep. She’s telling the truth. Bitch.

  2. blakerivers says:

    Bravo, it’s about time someone draws some light on the reality of female sexuality. There is a pervasive propaganda in modern society that the female naked body is inherently more beautiful, acceptable, and valuable than the male body. Ask anyone on the street and they will tell you that the female is body is, of course, more beautiful. Obviously, none of it’s true, it’s all conditioning. I’m glad that you’re able to comment on this and try to correct the inequity.

    Have you ever seen Borat? I’m not a huge fan, but the wrestling scene is somewhat interesting. I think that in general naked men wrestling and rolling around has a reception of disgust, whereas we all know about the reception for female naked wrestling.

  3. Anonymous says:

    men’s penises are ugly and gross and match their stupid frat boy ways. the best sex for women do not involve penile contact.

  4. Seriously? says:

    Okay, wait a minute. I must say first off…it is not “Vindictive, Misandrist women” who find the penis repulsive. Every female I know EVER likes seeing cock unless they are lesbians. 8| And you’re talking about social media too? Which is dominated by men?

    You’re pointing the blame at the wrong people even though it’s a bit of a strawman. You got everything else right: the male body is not represented because it’s “ugly”, supposedly. However, even now women are not the ones behind the majority of films. Also, the FCC is the issue here: THEY are the ones hung up on male genitalia while never seeming to care about showcasing the female form whether for beauty, meaning or like meat on display. You’ll want to point your ire at them, not women; feminists or otherwise.

  5. Rawr says:

    The name for this post is ridiculous!!!

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